Scene: Jen is changing an offensive diaper. Ethan is standing by, watching with an utterly digusted look on his face:
E: So thats how you change a diaper?
J: Yep.
E: Its the grossest job ever. I am NEVER going to do it. The mother will change diapers.
J: I can almost guarantee that your wife will not stand for that. She'll say, 'Ethan, its your turn', just like I say to Slade.
E: I think I won't get a wife because then I get babies and toddlers. Then I can keep all my money. (pause). Is it better to get a family?
J: Your dad thinks so. What do you think?
E: (bursting out in tears) But I really don't want to change gross diapers!
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this is about the cutest thing i've ever heard- and i can totally picture ethan and his little expressions :)
cassie
today he informed me that he thinks he has fleas. last week he asked me if there were fleas in california and if so, how many were there?
well I must say that is the best laught i have had in a long time. He has an amazing analetical mind. Yes Cassie so can I picture his little face.
Tell him when he gets a little baby he will love it so much that he doesn't mind changing it at all. even if it is gross.
Grandma p.s. i love your inovatiion and ability to do it. DeeAnn and I both think you should write a childrens book and use all the things he says and you have such a great way expressing everything.
wow. thanks for the compliment. its really a very good thing that he says so many funny things, because lately i have been wound up so tightly and so impatient with so many things. he provides breaks from that when he makes me laugh.
aww gosh i miss you guys so much!
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